Dating a gillette razor

This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear. You love this pussy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me?

Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. My own mane was hair sprayed within inches of it's life, and while it wasn't the "braless, au naturel" feeling that was popular in the 70's, pubic grooming had yet to come into vogue. I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. Hanging out in women's locker rooms and on nude beaches you see lots of different sized and shaped bodies. Most these days are clean shaven, or come with a sexy racing stripe, but you very rarely get to see the "crazy bush" very often. She's an outspoken nudist (and looks hot in the pictures, although I prefer the "grown up Demi") and is showing off her world class bush. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: ' Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. Now Demi Moore's 80's picture (now made popular from David Tosh of Comedy Central) has me saying WOW now that's a bush, and is a great example of 80's full frontal nudity. Now for those who struggle to keep their bush from creeping down to their knees (and I understand the struggle) Demi's bush may be a shining example to throw away the Nair and let nature take over the jungle. My favourite comedians the Doo Wops (two Italians) do a great song called ' Crazy Bush" which is one of their funniest songs (in a group that won Just for laughs last year, so they know funny), and is worth checking out. Otherwise you might have an experience like the women below (and let me just say that the reason it is so funny is that it strikes close to home….). I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire. Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. I think I may pass out…must stay conscious…must stay conscious. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I want to see my trophy – a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?

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